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Hoss Jaeger - Sexy Hufflepuff Party

Little-known fact: Hufflepuff is the party house. Lesbrary requested a song about sexy Hufflepuff parties. More music like this at hossjaeger.com

Everyone’s invited to the Hufflepuff party

It’s trying in triwizard times
Gonna party like it’s 1995
House-elves do the catering
And third-years do the waitering
Our house pride is gargantuan
But we love both our Hogwarts champions so
Put aside your altercations
For interhouse fraternization

Everyone’s invited to the Hufflepuff party
Lions, snakes and eagles gonna come and get naughty
Ain’t no one excluded in the whole student body
Everyone’s invited to the Hufflepuff party

First years got some butterbeer
And now they think they’re tips(y)
Ernie ate all of the chips
Dobby’s gonna get pissed
The prefects gettin frisky
Passin round the firewhisky
Cedric’s steamin up the bath
Who he’s with is a mystery

What do we got in the potion set?
Throw it all in the cauldron— see what we get
Something in here’s gonna get us high
If we have to boil the pot all night
Don’t worry there’s safeguards in place
For when Zacharius pukes in the fireplace
We’ll forcefeed him the antidote
A stone from the stomach of a goat

Chorus

Work hard, party hard
That’s the badger way
And we eat on this buffet
Like we’re gonna get paid for it
Gonna get paid for it, gonna get laid for it
Slip into a food coma and visit Pomfrey for it

Who’s gettin jiggy in the prefect bath?
In a minute they’re gonna feel Cho Chang’s wrath
She kicks in the door and finds none other
Than Cedric Diggory with Harry James Potter

Ain’t no other party like a Hufflepuff party
So sneak down to the basement and move your body
Tie your tie around your head and get low, shawty
Ain’t no other party like a Hufflepuff party

Do the Huffle Shuffle
Do the mandrake
Do the Badger Tunnel
Have a pumpkin drank

Do the veela prance
Do the mermaid flop
Do the durmstrang dance
Now stop

Choruses

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Teatro de las Sombras

otra vez…
otra vez debo salir allá fuera y enfrentrarme a ese público
otra vez debo encontrarme con las sofocantes y horribles luces del escenario,
otra vez debo salir a escena y represantar esta maldita obra que es mi vida,
ocultarme bajo este maquillaje blanco y este disfraz negro,
mostrarme otra vez debil, desamparado, pobre e indefenso.

Mostrarme puro.


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